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By Anonymous - 20/03/2014 02:43 - United States - Canyon

Today, my boyfriend decided it was time to spice up our sex life. He now watches Sons Of Anarchy when we have sex. FML

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Thursday 20 March 2014 13:38

Watching Sons of Anarchy while making Sons, possibly of Anarchy. Interesting.

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So he needs to watch hairy bikers to get off? Maybe there are some questions that have to be asked?

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queenvillain 0

Wednesday 8 February 2017 8:16

he's gay

sallygee 9

Tuesday 18 June 2019 15:27

I would refuse to have sex if hes watching. buy I guess that's just me. ydi

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