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Set up, punchline

By Anonymous - 28/11/2021 10:59

Today, I was diagnosed with a meat allergy. You can imagine the jokes my boyfriend has been thinking up since we found out I can’t "handle his meat" in my mouth anymore. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 28 November 2021 16:25

You need to "meet" someone else.

Gina Marie Lombardi 14

Sunday 28 November 2021 18:59

I have a meat allergy too, I can empathize

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 28 November 2021 16:25

You need to "meet" someone else.

Plop 17

Sunday 28 November 2021 18:53

Pretty sure she also needs to "meat" someone else.

Gina Marie Lombardi 14

Sunday 28 November 2021 18:59

I have a meat allergy too, I can empathize

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