Sex and Intimacy: Set the scene

Set the scene

By Fire0fisis - 23/05/2012 09:38 - Hong Kong

Today, my boyfriend and I went out on his boat. We got in the water and started to have sex when a fishing boat came by and chummed. There's nothing more romantic than bloody fish guts. FML

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Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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Wednesday 23 May 2012 16:18

Did the boat chum before he did?

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You do know there's nothing wrong with just having sex ON the boat...

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howiehiew 2

Thursday 24 May 2012 8:56

at number 89: I'm pretty sure water can find its way into the ****** and the guy's urethra regardless if they're having sex or not.

gussyman 0

Thursday 24 May 2012 12:45

As he cums, the boat chums

NiqueNique 0

Thursday 24 May 2012 17:04

Wow I guess you never do that again huh

bethanyjk 0

Friday 25 May 2012 3:05

sexy

1710_fml 0

Friday 1 June 2012 19:06

Your sexy lol

Coby1996 0

Friday 25 May 2012 4:00

I'm on a boat, Im on a boat, everybody look at me cause I'm sailing on a boat! (having sex)

ilovemar11 0

Friday 25 May 2012 5:32

Gross! I hope that ended your sex session.

asiancupcake 1

Friday 25 May 2012 6:09

That's just wrong... Sex in water!

1710_fml 0

Tuesday 29 May 2012 3:12

Sex in the water is like the best just saying

abby0428 0

Friday 25 May 2012 12:38

That does sound romantic...why don't you buy a waterbed instead and call it a day?

ohitsdaniella 7

Saturday 26 May 2012 7:24

Bro, keep it sanitary O_o

peniiis 8

Sunday 27 May 2012 8:02

Why would you have sex where fish could be swimming? How unsterile.

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