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See ya!

By leftbehind - 27/02/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my family was leaving for a weekend trip and was supposed to pick me up on the way down. About an hour before they are supposed to arrive, my mom calls to tell me that there's no room left in the car, so they won't be stopping to get me. FML

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By jonloran - 14/08/2015 09:08 - United States - Incline Village

Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML

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Dr_Phil 0

Friday 27 February 2009 22:00

My professional opinion leads me to believe your family doesn't love you.

Stupoopy 0

Friday 27 February 2009 21:54

Just be like "Wait, so I'm off the hook? Thank God, now I can go party! Love you!"

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Wednesday 23 December 2015 22:28

Great, you're starring in your own "Home Alone" sequel. Except you were intentionally abandoned. :/

FMLFreakShow 18

Friday 12 August 2016 19:00

When it's their birthday, and they ask you for a present just say,"Sorry I don't have enough money in my wallet."

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