Miscellaneous: Scarred a generation - FML

Scarred a generation

By nbj10 - 31/05/2013 22:42 - Singapore - Singapore

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Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML

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untouchable763 10

Saturday 1 June 2013 5:34

Clear History... CLEAR HISTORY!!

hallix 21

Saturday 1 June 2013 5:39

Plot twist: he confiscated it so he can watch the video without it showing up in his own history.

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SuperVertigo 13

Sunday 29 March 2015 9:51

I don't even dare searching it because my phone might get a virus

TisButAScratch 10

Thursday 21 April 2016 20:13

I legit puked after watching that video

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