Gross and Transportation: Say it, don't spray it

Say it, don't spray it

By ... - this FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML

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Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML

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Today, while riding the subway, I fell asleep. I awoke to find that someone had stolen my glasses. From off my face. FML

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By Nolongeracriminal - 05/11/2023 06:11

Today, I was on a plane heading home from vacation with the family, when went to relieve my bladder and stepped on someone's shit. They seemingly decided the floor was a better then the toilet. I walked all the way back to my seat with shit on my sandal, my sister thought I'd shat myself. FML

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By happyshit - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

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AngelBubblesRose 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:19

gross

penguinking12345_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 9:24

Lol how would u deserve it??????

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veghead95 6

Wednesday 26 August 2009 18:18

fyl- i hate it when people do that!!

stun23 8

Saturday 1 May 2010 20:46

just...lol

nabs_fml 5

Thursday 9 June 2011 1:39

hahah disgusting!

BloodyMary666 24

Thursday 1 September 2011 16:05

Eww eww eww, I really can´t think of anything else to say but EWWW!!!

Striker13_fml 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 7:23

That really sucks!!!

Callyn 47

Friday 4 January 2013 1:02

Have fun with that snot.

tiggerlover100 27

Saturday 6 June 2015 3:27

Thats so disgusting op. Truly FYL. I can't possibly think of a way in which you would deserve it.

fmyinternet 13

Thursday 29 September 2016 17:27

That's snot okay... Kill me

Lovebunny21 6

Monday 6 November 2023 2:16

Congratulations, you may now have covid, bud.

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