Miscellaneous, Gamers, Relatable and Porn: Satisfaction - FML

Satisfaction

By Anonymous - 29/10/2024 01:00 - Australia - Balwyn North

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Today, I realised that I'm addicted to a porn game… not because of the porn. The simple gameplay mechanic of combining objects on a board to make new objects makes my brain happy. I found myself feeling depressed at the thought that I'd have to wait 3 hours for my moves to recharge before I could play again. FML

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Yudith 25

Monday 28 October 2024 17:47

I used to feel the same way about the game of Tetris on my phone, so I can relate.

Crowned Sataness 12

Tuesday 29 October 2024 8:46

what is this game? asking for a friend

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Yudith 25

Monday 28 October 2024 17:47

I used to feel the same way about the game of Tetris on my phone, so I can relate.

Crowned Sataness 12

Tuesday 29 October 2024 8:46

what is this game? asking for a friend

sirrubberduckie 35

Thursday 31 October 2024 5:15

Well, if you're going to get addicted to that gameplay mechanic, stay away from Merge Dragons.

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