Miscellaneous, Death and Meta: Salute

Salute

By Raven - 09/02/2025 13:00 - United States

Today, I found out that the amazing, funny guy who introduced me to FML, and who would laugh in band with me every day at FMLs, has died. In his honor, FML

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Today, a man I once worked with passed away. He was a lovely, caring, and inspirational person whom I looked up to. My husband's form of consolation? "Old people die. Get over it." FML

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By jalopenos - 29/01/2009 10:27 - United Kingdom

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By Jedi2500 - 15/02/2012 23:53 - United States

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By MaySheRestinPeace - 06/03/2020 15:00

Today, a friend asked me to cover his shift at work because his grandmother died. Like any decent friend, I obliged. Later, after leaving, I walked by a bar and saw him inside, laughing and doing shots with all of our friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2015 13:02 - Canada - Surrey

Today, while walking to work with my best friend, he broke down in tears. I asked what was wrong, and he told me his mom passed away last night. All I could think to do was give him a hug and say I was sorry. Then some assclown walking past said "GAAAYYY!" and walked away laughing hysterically. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 03:30 - United States - Crowley

Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML

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By PCop - 02/08/2010 23:21 - United States

Today, I was bored out of my mind at work. I told my coworker he was lucky to be leaving early. I forgot the reason of his early departure was to go to his grandfather's funeral. FML

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GoogieWithers 23

Sunday 9 February 2025 23:26

RIP. In his honour, I think everyone should vote on this FML.

smoochmysnoot 5

Sunday 9 February 2025 21:36

Rest in peace, FML dude.

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smoochmysnoot 5

Sunday 9 February 2025 21:36

Rest in peace, FML dude.

GoogieWithers 23

Sunday 9 February 2025 23:26

RIP. In his honour, I think everyone should vote on this FML.

UsernameNotFound404 21

Monday 10 February 2025 2:22

poopface82 23

Monday 10 February 2025 14:28

Raise one for this person.

xLove 3

Monday 25 August 2025 18:28

I’m sorry for your loss OP. 💚

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