Holidays, Annoying, Vacation and Camping: Return to nature - FML

Return to nature

By no fucking camping!!!! - 13/08/2026 12:00 - Canada - Montreal

Today, my dad announced that to "save money", instead of going to the beach we will be going camping. My brothers thought it was awesome. I can't stand the thought. Instead of a sexy golden tan, I now get bug bites, pit toilets, and bear attacks! Ugh! FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 15 August 2026 21:22

Why is "bear attacks" so low on your list of cons? Also, tans aren't sexy. You're damaging your skin.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 15 August 2026 21:22

Why is "bear attacks" so low on your list of cons? Also, tans aren't sexy. You're damaging your skin.

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