Illustrated FML: Really!

Really!

By fml - 13/01/2020 07:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML

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Hand her divorce papers -- that'll make her day.

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 13 January 2020 16:36

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 13 January 2020 16:49

How long were you waiting for your marriage certificate if your wife is already regretting marrying you? Also, why does she regret marrying you?

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