Miscellaneous: Rainy days and Mondays - FML

Rainy days and Mondays

By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 23:19 - Brazil

Today, I was home alone and it started to rain. It hadn't rained in days so I went out on my balcony and ran around. I felt great until I realized that my door had been swung shut because of the wind, and it had no handle. I had to wait outside in the rain for two hours. FML

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Anaxes 5

Thursday 7 October 2010 9:10

You ran around on your balcony? How frigging big is it?

Jessi2487 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 9:19

dont complain now, you got what u wanted.

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Jadex64 12

Tuesday 19 August 2014 12:37

I haven't had rain in years :(

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