Wanker and Intimacy: Quick thinking

Quick thinking

By me. - 29/10/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML

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Today, I was laying in bed with the covers over me, when I got an itch on my leg. It felt really good to scratch it so I got really into it. At that very moment my mom walked in, saw me doing a back and forth motion under the covers, gave me a look of disgust, and walked out. FML

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Saturday 29 October 2011 12:16

Dad: Must have been one hell of an itch Offspring: Yes, it kinda was... O.o Dad: Umm why are there stains on your shorts, & wtf is that smell?? ..

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Comments

1Hannahs 4

Wednesday 22 August 2012 8:05

I've said that before too..

xRezSynn 15

Thursday 24 January 2013 17:26

This is why people invented locks.

mjayybb 8

Sunday 29 December 2013 9:24

awkward fyl D:

rfn2 7

Thursday 24 April 2014 14:17

Awkward much

brendonbmw 18

Thursday 21 August 2014 7:52

Hahahaha that's great haha

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