Love, Friends, Anxiety and Relatable: Preach

Preach

By sal123 - 13/12/2023 15:00 - France - Paris

Today, I realised I'm so used to being invisible that I prefer it now. Human interaction is overrated. FML

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Wednesday 13 December 2023 16:50

Being alone is dangerous. It's addictive, because we realize how quiet and peaceful it is. FYL, and welcome to the peaceful life.

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Wednesday 13 December 2023 17:55

Yeah dude, I feel that. People suck.

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Ubehage 32

Wednesday 13 December 2023 16:50

Being alone is dangerous. It's addictive, because we realize how quiet and peaceful it is. FYL, and welcome to the peaceful life.

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Wednesday 13 December 2023 17:55

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