Family, Annoying and Religion: Pray for me - FML

Pray for me

By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 14:00

Today, my wife is visiting her nana, which I hate because she comes home full of Catholic guilt, meaning I'll have to spend the next few months wasting my Sunday mornings in church, until her guilt wears off and her normal Sunday morning laziness resumes. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 20 November 2021 17:25

Is there any reason you can't stand up for yourself and not go to church? Or do you have guilt, too?

Glitterbaby2613 20

Sunday 21 November 2021 8:18

🤣🤣🤣 sorry to laugh bro, but just tell her this journey she needs to make by herself 🤷

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 20 November 2021 17:25

Is there any reason you can't stand up for yourself and not go to church? Or do you have guilt, too?

Glitterbaby2613 20

Sunday 21 November 2021 8:18

🤣🤣🤣 sorry to laugh bro, but just tell her this journey she needs to make by herself 🤷

Plop 17

Sunday 21 November 2021 10:02

Tell her you're fine with going to hell. It's warm and all the cool people end up there anyway.

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