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Popped

By regected - 30/08/2009 12:19 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear, "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said, "Here, you're repaid." FML

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shootingstar8D 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 16:09

Ohhh shitttt. Reeejjeecctteeddddd haha

Boon_fml 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 16:12

Maybe it's because you can't spell "you're" right.

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Compass 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 18:53

So? You're at the movies with the girl you like. Share, you neanderthal!

alex13013_fml 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 9:26

choke a bitch

hapylordofdeath9 0

Friday 12 February 2010 20:06

that shit's creepy

Incronaut 0

Friday 19 March 2010 9:51

probably one of the key differences between a guy and a girl's way of thinking (overgeneralizing here).. i personally thought it was cute haha

screech987 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 4:19

think about what ur Going to say next time?

avarik 0

Friday 16 April 2010 5:59

LOL

mylifesgay 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 2:11

rejecteddddd :P

Joshbnuss 0

Monday 27 September 2010 5:56

on the bright side, she bought you more popcorn

Britney_Spears 1

Wednesday 10 November 2010 19:48

You deserved it for being a creep.

Evan2297 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 16:20

Worst pickup line ever.

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