Embarrassing and Intimacy: Pleased to see me?

Pleased to see me?

By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 23:39 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML

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HeyImPayton 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 4:59

"don't worry, it's just a pen"

morgan69_fml 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 4:57

Hahaha, that must've been awkward...

Comments

chickenpie90 16

Saturday 29 October 2011 16:08

Oh dear

Cynical_in_SK 6

Saturday 29 October 2011 16:17

Uhm...you're an 18 year old girl...you should know by now that a boner has nothing to do with love!

icic6772 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 16:57

Hot

Random_ChickXD 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 17:06

Don't worry. It's just a banana. ;)

JadedJarOfHearts 3

Sunday 30 October 2011 8:32

Small banana

CSRozell 4

Saturday 29 October 2011 18:28

nice so it worked out then

FailureFYL 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 18:45

Can I?!

ADub55 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 18:49

Surprise Buttsex!

maddie2015 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:00

-_______________-

AgentSmith79 9

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:12

SCORE!!! Probably the most action you've gotten in a while.

technicolourain1 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:13

Ooooo

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