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Pleased to meet you

By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 19:53 - Romania - Bucharest

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Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

slooby_fml 25

Monday 16 September 2013 2:38

That is deviously genius

Nyx_fml 23

Monday 16 September 2013 2:39

That old man surely knows how to promote himself. No more trench coats, gotta keep up with the technology.

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Schiffy 18

Monday 16 September 2013 17:34

After getting over the shock, I would have caught up to him and shaken his hand.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 16 September 2013 17:35

Please let me kindly introduce you to... Techno flasher!

154rct 7

Monday 16 September 2013 19:22

Classic

Imaginationn 6

Monday 16 September 2013 19:24

I can only see it affecting your life in the way you look at QR codes

pedinhuh 23

Monday 16 September 2013 19:57

BEST PRANK EVER!!!

xThatOneWeirdGuy 18

Monday 16 September 2013 20:24

Haha, that's hilarious. XDDD

AllegroRubato 16

Monday 16 September 2013 21:42

See, you keep calling him gentleman, but after reading your story I really don't think he was.

mikaellikestacos 14

Monday 16 September 2013 21:59

That's soooooo evil

Lehk 9

Tuesday 17 September 2013 2:37

where's the option to vote "old guy wins at everything forever"

ingram450 3

Tuesday 17 September 2013 7:08

why would you say he's a gentleman

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