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By cavgirl - 12/04/2009 22:40 - United States

Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him, he turns and says, "Not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML

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By jordyn173 - 08/04/2012 03:19 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML

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By dodgerkiss - 10/06/2009 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings, the "Kiss cam" came up on the big screen. The camera happened to land on us, and when my crush saw us on the screen, he leaned away from me and buried his face in his hands. Everyone saw, and sympathetically said "Awww." FML

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By boobsnbaseball - 02/07/2021 05:59

Today, my boyfriend and I got put on the Kiss cam at a baseball game. Instead of kissing me, he grabbed my boobs and got the biggest round of applause I have heard in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2021 23:01 - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

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By ish - 14/08/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML

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By ug - 08/07/2009 20:51 - Canada

Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML

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By Bella - 26/10/2018 03:00

Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML

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That'll be a no from me, dawg

By Anonymous - 25/11/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, despite knowing that I hate being the center of attention (and think that public proposals are stupid anyway), my boyfriend popped the question at a crowded hockey game. I threw up all over him, with thousands of people watching. FML

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By ItSucks - 01/01/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML

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Serial 2

Monday 13 April 2009 1:59

the crowd should of started the "asshole" chant

rortiz 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:02

Next time he asks you to go somewhere or do something tell him - "not in this lifetime"

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ChiFan96 3

Tuesday 7 June 2011 3:19

You live in MA and are a Cavs fan. While it might have been fun last year or years past, now you might as well be a Celtics fan.

InsaneChampion 3

Sunday 21 August 2011 22:23

HA!

jasondavis22 1

Thursday 6 October 2011 12:11

As bad as that is, You probably provided them with the only entertainment of the night.

tesselation33 2

Tuesday 14 February 2012 6:59

What a jerk . . . I wuda totally bitchslapped him right there and then cuz everyone wuda laughed in his face!!!

GoGreenOrDie 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 0:35

I inclined to believe this is fake, along with a lot of these. But maybe I just haven't been exposed to terrible like this yet...

merrielp 13

Tuesday 5 June 2012 7:05

I would've kissed ya. ;)

highfived 1

Monday 11 June 2012 22:38

Ouch

angeluv_2014 22

Thursday 12 July 2012 6:08

I don't understand... If he didn't like you, why did he take you to a game? That's basically a date. :

tfisch16 9

Monday 11 March 2013 11:59

Arena*

jsmoove3000 6

Wednesday 10 April 2013 3:48

I'm from Cleveland & I wouldn't even go to a cavs game by myself let alone take a girl on a date 2 one

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