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Physical imbalances in the root chakra

By Anonymous - 21/07/2024 20:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was practicing yoga at home when I heard a loud crash. My cat had managed to knock over a bookshelf while attempting to catch a fly. In my rush to save my books and knick-knacks, I tripped over my yoga mat and fell into the mess. My cat got the fly though, so that's something. FML

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Wadlaen 23

Sunday 21 July 2024 22:27

I'm glad you're able to see the positive aspects of the situation as well!

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Tuesday 23 July 2024 23:22

Upward cat beats downward dog.

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Wadlaen 23

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I'm glad you're able to see the positive aspects of the situation as well!

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Tuesday 23 July 2024 23:22

Upward cat beats downward dog.

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