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Paranoid

By dumb&dumped - 17/04/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after we played the "Which celebrity would you sleep with?” game. He decided that since all my answers were guys who looked nothing like him, that I must secretly find him unattractive. Oh and that I would cheat with any of those guys if given the opportunity. FML

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Chazzster 29

Tuesday 18 April 2023 0:43

That’s never a good game to play…

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 18 April 2023 0:51

I can only imagine his answers.

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cuz803 44

Tuesday 18 April 2023 0:36

You deserve better and dodged a bullet. **** his insecure loser ass. Moving on!

Chazzster 29

Tuesday 18 April 2023 0:43

That’s never a good game to play…

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 18 April 2023 0:51

I can only imagine his answers.

D J's MOM 17

Tuesday 18 April 2023 13:05

that was just a way for him to justify breaking up with you. he's a pussy.

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