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Pants down

By Anonymous - 05/06/2026 12:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML

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Yudith 25

Friday 5 June 2026 18:37

That's why I always pick up toilet paper from the stall where the toilet is out of order! Unless the door is blocked, of course.

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Yudith 25

Friday 5 June 2026 18:37

That's why I always pick up toilet paper from the stall where the toilet is out of order! Unless the door is blocked, of course.

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