Sleep and Health: PANIC

PANIC

By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, I woke up from a nap and thought I felt somebody's arm in my bed. I frantically start hitting it and start screaming. I soon realized it was my own arm. I'd fallen asleep on it, and it was completely numb, I couldn't feel a thing. FML

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Tuesday 29 December 2009 12:28

you're lucky your arm didn't fall asleep during the day,or else it'd be up all night.

krivedko 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 13:05

don't be so boring!! this story is much better than all that whiny shit posted by losers and nerds!

Comments

uxoriouswidow 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 20:03

I'm sorry, but this is just retarded.

Immune2ice 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 21:12

lol I love it when this happens to me

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Tuesday 29 December 2009 21:27

I almost broke a finger while my arm was asleep once. And I didn't realize it until the feeling in my hand started to come back! I feel your pain quite literally, but still pretty dumb that you though a random arm was in your bed...