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Overcome

By Anonymous - 08/08/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I had to dress up as the school mascot for a big game. The costume was incredibly hot, and I ended up fainting on the field. When I came to, I was surrounded by worried kids and my head was in the lap of the opposing team's mascot, who was trying to give me CPR. FML

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Friday 9 August 2024 0:45

When doing CPR properly, ribs will be cracked or broken. It’s not the kind of thing you do to someone just on a whim.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Friday 9 August 2024 0:45

When doing CPR properly, ribs will be cracked or broken. It’s not the kind of thing you do to someone just on a whim.

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