Health, Dentist and Scary: Open wide - FML

Open wide

By Anonymous - 02/05/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I had a dentist appointment and was running late. I frantically put on my shoes and rushed out of the house. When I arrived at the dentist’s office, they told me I was scheduled for a root canal, not a cleaning. I forgot to confirm the appointment. After I sat down in the chair, I tried to back out, but they were already numbing my gums. FML

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DLBL 20

Friday 2 May 2025 15:03

The dentist is not a prison warden. You can always back out, any time.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 4 May 2025 2:03

So would you say you were... uncomfortably numb?

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DLBL 20

Friday 2 May 2025 15:03

The dentist is not a prison warden. You can always back out, any time.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 4 May 2025 2:03

So would you say you were... uncomfortably numb?

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