Kids and Health: One a day, so they say

One a day, so they say

By jazzie7719 - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Arlington

Today, I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of my patients. I told the little girl's mother that she needed her flu shots. When the girl heard this, she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML

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umerin 32

Monday 29 September 2014 5:58

I guess an apple a day really does keep the doctor away.

ElricMustang 23

Monday 29 September 2014 5:59

I'm just surprised she kept an apple in her pocket, expecting to have to throw it at you lol

Comments

Jenniesaurus 14

Tuesday 30 September 2014 14:52

Interesting reaction... Usually I just have a panic attack and pass out on the floor.

jcast0627 9

Tuesday 30 September 2014 19:59

An apple a day...

Sasha124 5

Wednesday 1 October 2014 3:43

???

Byere 4

Thursday 2 October 2014 1:18

In all fairness, you have to laugh at something like that. She must have had that plan for ages, waiting for the right moment lol

cutierawrz 14

Monday 6 October 2014 0:07

An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough

shanebob 15

Thursday 9 October 2014 7:27

I don't think you have a choice her, OP. Gotta heed to the saying.

sneakattacked 21

Wednesday 15 October 2014 19:51

How did she even fit an apple in her pocket??

Iseeyou56 3

Tuesday 1 March 2016 17:20

Apple slices

KxHoneyCombxP 24

Friday 17 July 2015 3:38

Doubt

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Tuesday 18 July 2017 7:11

Someone took "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" too literally...

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