Family, Religion and Grandparents: Oh no! - FML

Oh no!

By AnnoyedandAutistic - 01/06/2017 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were eating breakfast at my strict Christian grandparent's house when he said that it was impossible for anyone bigger than a grapefruit to be swallowed by a whale. My grandmother asked him, "What about Jonah?" to which he replied, "Oh, that's just a myth." FML

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Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 1 June 2017 2:21

He's certainly not wrong.

Rebecca Stockert 16

Thursday 1 June 2017 2:03

guess you wont be having your wedding at their church

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LeoCor 19

Wednesday 2 August 2017 12:38

Well, a small child could swim through the heart of a whale, I wonder about intestines

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