Love, Embarrassing and Alcohol: Oh no… - FML

Oh no…

By probably_the_ex_now - 18/08/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML

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imajinethat 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:18

YDI for being an idiot even whilst not intoxicated.

dan81892 2

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:24

this further proves my theory that usually being "drunk" is all in your head.

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emwil823 0

Monday 21 November 2011 22:52

YDI! x 1,000,000.

redmonkey224539 9

Wednesday 25 January 2012 13:41

It's called a placebo effect

keidus324 6

Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:15

Ever heard of the placebo effect?

ryra88 4

Thursday 12 July 2012 8:04

Did u not taste the Alcohol?

angelvrgs5 0

Thursday 23 August 2012 23:14

Its all in your head Lol

societyisugly 0

Wednesday 29 August 2012 17:10

it happpens. it's your mind playing tricks on you. fyl. /:

charvisioku 22

Tuesday 11 December 2012 22:45

Sounds like a placebo effect - didn't even know that worked for alcohol... interesting.

c4rpi0 20

Saturday 20 April 2013 1:26

Your an idiot op

Erto 17

Thursday 19 June 2014 9:15

Getting high and drunk is all placebo

Honest_FML 9

Monday 13 October 2014 17:08

Lol!

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