Coworkers and Work: Oh dear

Oh dear

By Francoise3 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I received an e-mail from the girls at work. It was an invite to lunch, but it said, "Lunch today at Camber's, PLEASE don't tell Françoise, I don't think any of us can take any more of her!" I'm Françoise. FML

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By jobless - 10/11/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML

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By So fireddddd - 20/07/2023 00:02

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Today, I came home for lunch. I saw a sandwich on the table with a note saying, "I hope we can have a healthy new relationship, Love, Carissa." I saw another note from my girlfriend next to it saying, "I hope you enjoy your new relationship with Carissa." Carissa is my new step-mother. FML

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By FUCK THE PIGS - 26/01/2013 20:44 - United States - Oakland

Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2010 10:36 - United States

Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML

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By spitt - 13/05/2015 02:11 - United States - Franklin

Today, after a big presentation, people sent an open invitation to dinner. When I asked which restaurant and what time, I was told that I wasn't invited. I've been here for three years. FML

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Boundaries

By Sfg_926 - 26/06/2016 05:02 - United States - Newberg

Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying, "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2022 18:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I found out my two favorite heterosexual female coworkers are cheating on their partners with one another. I kinda wish someone had invited me. FML

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By WhoLikesPie - 25/07/2015 15:51 - United States - Tampa

Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML

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Silhouette_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:03

I hope you still showed up, just to piss them off.

nametags 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:13

I hope you either a) emailed her back saying thanks for the head's up that you weren't wanted, or b) just showed up anyway

Comments

fdanoy 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 8:25

Wow, small world! My name is Françoise also!

xtrawesome 0

Friday 27 August 2010 9:36

drummerbeast is a grammar Nazi!!

iamwinnars 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 14:25

they probaly hate u becuase of your retarded name duh!

blu1379 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 15:42

lol

TheComputerGuy96 16

Saturday 8 January 2011 5:39

This is fake, there is no such name as "Francoise". Françoise maybe?

iamwinnars 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 14:29

maybe because u have the most ****** up name in the world bitch

erfia712 1

Thursday 11 August 2011 22:35

What type of name is francoise?? Sorry but i feel bad for you

Pagey_fml 3

Saturday 13 August 2011 18:13

Wow people, I wonder if you realize how incredibly pathetic it is to criticize her name? What, because it's not American, it's stupid? (May I, by the way, remind you that Americans have come up with some of the most ridiculous names of the century?) Françoise is a French name, and it's not particularly unusual, either.