Miscellaneous, Lonely, Haircut and Hair: Notice me, please

Notice me, please

By Anonymous - 26/02/2025 19:00 - Australia

Today, three people commented on my new haircut. The one I got about two weeks ago. FML

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Tuesday 4 March 2025 15:40

don’t feel too bad, sometimes it takes time for a haircut to look right!

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babymookie 20

Tuesday 4 March 2025 15:40

don’t feel too bad, sometimes it takes time for a haircut to look right!

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