Dentist, Phobias and Kids: Not too fond of the chair

Not too fond of the chair

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist. He broke a whole stack of plates, overflowed the bathtub, let the dog loose, and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down. My son is 17. FML

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Wednesday 6 February 2013 16:10

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JLBeauregard 5

Saturday 9 February 2013 7:15

He clearly wasn't flossing daily. Bacteria must have taken control of his brain.

Izabushel 65

Tuesday 12 February 2013 1:13

Haha, very good!

Izabushel 65

Tuesday 12 February 2013 1:18

Haha, very good!

Erick_lawl 6

Saturday 9 February 2013 8:46

Beat the shit out of him

Brad31_fml 21

Saturday 9 February 2013 15:54

That's the result that comes with a lack of discipline. You deserved it.

Lunasis 14

Saturday 9 February 2013 19:34

whoop that little twerps ass...

Omnomnymous 10

Sunday 10 February 2013 19:44

And that is when you slap him down.

SaySayGurl 10

Monday 11 February 2013 5:00

I'm guessing parenting issues? Cuz I diagnose him as a spoiled brat.

dee_baybee 7

Monday 11 February 2013 5:33

ass whoopin' ? try it someday, he's acting like a two year old.

PieknyCzlowiek 7

Tuesday 12 February 2013 6:36

Two words; Bad parenting. I would never let a child of mine get that far.

jonwassing 3

Tuesday 12 February 2013 16:31

Test him for Aspergers syndrome

loveistwisted 10

Tuesday 12 February 2013 19:33

Beat his ass if he's that old and acting like that big of a baby.

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