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By Anonymous - 03/02/2017 22:00 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML

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chudun 18

Friday 3 February 2017 22:10

Sock her ass, she sounds like a piece of shit.

cheeology 22

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how does one shit in a sock? I think you need to fight fire with fire and shit on her door step OP, add glitter for a nice touch.

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howdmynosego 12

Thursday 9 February 2017 8:14

I agree, your life socks

mikeskatesnj 1

Sunday 12 February 2017 21:18

You gotta put those socks burning on her front steps lol. Karma is a bitch. Lol FML.

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