Miscellaneous: Not lovin' it

Not lovin' it

By jared576 - 05/06/2015 03:01

Today, I got kicked out of McDonalds for "skating" on the floor. The skating was actually me slipping on the wet floor and smacking my head into a table then getting bitched at for leaving blood on the floor. FML

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Friday 5 June 2015 16:05

If there wasn't a wet floor sign, you could threaten to sue for that. Also, you can report to the manager for them kicking you out for that.

Pokefinch27 17

Friday 5 June 2015 16:05

McDonald's best custom service

Comments

Bragi 12

Friday 5 June 2015 16:52

Lawyer up!

EsDeeCee 12

Friday 5 June 2015 17:07

Must have been a slippery situation

Sathane 21

Friday 5 June 2015 17:09

I'm not one of those people that cry lawsuit for every little inconvenience but when businesses decide to be cockbags it's time to teach them a lesson. Get a good injury lawyer.