Love: Not fair at all

Not fair at all

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 20:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend was complaining that we don't have "a song". Irritated, I told her that I'd put on the radio, and whatever song was playing was our song from now on. I switched on the radio, and "It's Not Fair" by Lily Allen was playing. Our song is about premature ejaculation. FML

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white_mouse 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:18

LOLOL YDI dude. B) What she was trying to say was she wanted you to think about it, and do something romantic, and pick a song that really reminds you of her.

Sessee 4

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:18

...So, do you ejaculate prematurely?

Comments

palmtrees 1

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:38

FM radio doesn't like you being snippy with your girlfriend, apparently.

palmtrees 1

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:40

#21 it's possible that the girlfriend doesn't care so much about the song in and of itself but that she feels like her boyfriend doesn't make enough sweet/romantic gestures and is trying to encourage him to do so...

Zog21 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:40

The truth hurts... and at least it was a song telling you and not her.

valxoxo 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:41

i think its fate :P lmaoo

Banthestrandland 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:45

Murphy's Law, dude. Don't pull stuff like that if you don't know what'll happen.

Mnemo_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:45

Awesome! :D

Jasper_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:51

dude. lily allen is awesome. don't diss.

jesuischauve_fml 2

Thursday 22 July 2010 18:18

I love you.

theflamezbegin 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:53

It wouldn't be on the site if it was Our Song by Taylor Swift... but that's funny...

SkaterChic 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:56

and this is why you take the time to care and you THINK about it. or at least tell her that you dont need a song to remind u of ur love. dont let a random song be "your song" it should be memerable. what if something like Sexy Naughty Bitchy came on? that would not turn out well as a "song" i hope you've learned you're lesson