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By nutfreak - 12/08/2013 15:24 - United States - Lutherville Timonium

Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML

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Tuesday 13 January 2015 0:27

Your dad's an ass

HotMamaBBM 11

Friday 27 May 2016 8:09

Ass I would put laxatives in the one he eats and sit back and laugh

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