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Nosaurus

By bibi - 19/03/2012 23:43 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML

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Schmoozee98 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 0:17

but MuUuUuM!

HeatherrrKuhnapp 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 0:19

This sounds like something my friend Becky would say..

Webslinger66 10

Wednesday 21 March 2012 1:18

Welcome..... To Jurassic park

picturescrazy 24

Wednesday 21 March 2012 1:54

Someone took Jurassic Park a bit too seriously...

albino0puma 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 3:03

Lamo

Foxy_On_Fire 21

Wednesday 21 March 2012 5:17

Wow can u say stupid

MsMeiriona 2

Wednesday 21 March 2012 7:03

Someone watched Jurassic Park far too many times.

Svs1992 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 7:47

She might have meant real bones or something. If not, I'm sorry.

Kiki242 19

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:19

Real live dinosaurs.

Kitsune1998 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 10:47

*face palm*

jamaicanbunny 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 16:42

She probably meant the remains, where they put the bones back together to show what they looked like....

trueblue170 13

Friday 23 March 2012 10:03

But she said a real LIVE dinosaur.

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