Intimacy: No kink-shaming on FML

No kink-shaming on FML

By thedoc - 15/07/2014 03:25 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my wife was putting her finger in my bellybutton and making overly sexual noises. I thought this was all fun and games until I realized she was actually into this. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2023 05:00 - United States - Ballwin

Today, my new girlfriend and I finally did the deed. I also realized today that I have a strange kink. An outie belly button. FML

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music_is_life22 12

Tuesday 15 July 2014 17:57

Well everybody has their fetishes XD

krad204 21

Tuesday 15 July 2014 17:57

Well someone likes to put things in holes, watch out OP.

Comments

miazzzz 4

Wednesday 16 July 2014 7:42

who the **** did you marry ?

darkwarlord 7

Wednesday 16 July 2014 8:35

Hey if she is beautiful you will learn to get use to it

SwtCherryPie 26

Wednesday 16 July 2014 8:48

Similarly, I feel highly compelled to lick/tongue my husband's belly button, but he doesn't let me.

martin8337 35

Wednesday 16 July 2014 8:59

Freaky deaky.

sabine123_fml 5

Wednesday 16 July 2014 12:50

Enjoy

fonkimonki 7

Wednesday 16 July 2014 18:42

if it turns your woman on, it's good

Ziggy122 15

Wednesday 16 July 2014 22:09

Not so good if the other party isn't comfortable with it. Though it is a tame and harmless fetish.

rowdyrooster 5

Wednesday 16 July 2014 20:04

Kinky!

Debbiek 5

Wednesday 16 July 2014 23:11

mabe she thought.you were diggin it

greenbadass 11

Thursday 17 July 2014 0:35

So you all know each other?

AFaye3964 17

Thursday 17 July 2014 4:49

Everyone has atleast one fetish.

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