Animals, Cats, Relatable and Cute: Ninja!

Ninja!

By Today I closed every door on every floor of my building - 23/02/2025 16:00 - United States - Hampstead

Today, I went searching for my cat who'd escaped. Of course, I searched the entire building and somehow she'd got back in through my front door of my apartment. FML

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angus 16

Monday 24 February 2025 4:52

She didn’t escape! She was hiding. Been there, done that a million times

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angus 16

Monday 24 February 2025 4:52

She didn’t escape! She was hiding. Been there, done that a million times

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