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Night terror

By Kira - 12/06/2021 04:01

Today, it was my first time sleeping at my boyfriend’s house. I happened to have an incredibly realistic nightmare in which I woke up to thousands of centipedes crawling all over my body. My boyfriend got to watch me scream and slap myself repeatedly. FML

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xxlk4xx 6

Saturday 12 June 2021 20:42

that sounds like literally the worst dream ever 😱

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xxlk4xx 6

Saturday 12 June 2021 20:42

that sounds like literally the worst dream ever 😱

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