Intimacy: Nice timing - FML

Nice timing

By Mee - 10/09/2010 05:30 - United States

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Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML

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BeautifulDizaztr 0

Friday 10 September 2010 12:21

If you're wearing white or something short, then def your period. Boners go away after a bit,...that period stain lasts all day and possibly forever.

theskaterdude123 0

Friday 10 September 2010 12:19

ptob getting a period in class is the worse

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kiakia0131 23

Saturday 11 September 2010 1:22

I'd say it depends on the circumstances. But that's quite the interesting conversation OP. Sounds like a discussion my friend and I would have. (we would probably talk about it in public lol)

dayummalyssa 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 1:39

the period is worse if it bleeds all the way through cause you can't hide it and you have to deal with it all day. but getting a boner in front of the whole class is pretty bad...

Jokro_fml 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 1:44

89 ftw!!!

KyriosX 1

Saturday 11 September 2010 1:47

calm your shit, he was just pointing out your epic fail until you turned it into something big ( directed to proff)

x_pgmg 3

Saturday 11 September 2010 1:47

period, FTW.

xxxbooxxx 16

Saturday 11 September 2010 2:37

hmm period.

Tsui 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 2:45

Hell yeah a boner!

inuyasha1618 7

Saturday 11 September 2010 3:05

period if its heavy

ifyouseekamy666 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 3:32

lol 150 ur hottt ;D and ur tattoo is effin sexy !!! and yeah I said effin, iss better than sayin ****** is just sounds bettrrr, haha but yeah anyways ur hot !!!

joshua7 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 3:40

boner for sure

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