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Nice neighborhood

By Anonymous - 29/04/2020 14:00

Today, after my ex broke up with me, I threw out all the clothes he’d bought me before, which was basically my entire wardrobe. Anyway, this creepy guy who lives a few blocks away seems to be wearing my old clothes and waves my bras and panties at me. It’s gross and creepy. FML

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BeefyQueefy 14

Wednesday 29 April 2020 15:46

YDI for not donating

Shzusuziq 16

Wednesday 29 April 2020 15:32

I would have kept them, especially if they were almost your whole wardrobe!

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DogStew 20

Thursday 7 May 2020 17:39

It’s a definite red flag when your significant other picks out and buys your clothes.

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