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Nice guy

By fiercehawk - 18/02/2014 05:45 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML

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Next!

By ElodieUNU - 12/07/2013 19:33 - France

Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML

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Tuesday 18 February 2014 16:26

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Atleast you got a great personality?

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Acherondh 0

Thursday 24 April 2014 23:46

**** him I bet that you are beuatiful.

yescry 12

Sunday 19 April 2015 17:33

Aaaaand that is how you know he is not worth your time

96isntassexyas69 20

Saturday 2 May 2015 12:43

I believe it is then that it's the appropriate time to knee him in the balls.

bertie69 6

Tuesday 16 June 2015 20:01

that's mean

kevinsagirl2323 8

Wednesday 8 November 2017 20:46

god what a dick. You don't want someone like him anyway.

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