Work and Health: Nice first impression.

Nice first impression.

By Losamus - 15/08/2018 23:30

Today, I didn't know I had a pill stuck in my throat until I coughed and it flew across the table, narrowly missing the weird guy sitting across from me in the break room. Turns out that weird guy is my new supervisor. FML

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littlekellilee 45

Wednesday 25 July 2018 12:48

Try covering your mouth when you cough.

DMA 11

Thursday 16 August 2018 0:19

I hope you did what any sane person would’ve done and casually picked the pill back up, placed it in your mouth, sucking your fingers as you withdrew them. Then with a wink, say, “That’s so weird; I always swallow.”

Comments

littlekellilee 45

Wednesday 25 July 2018 12:48

Try covering your mouth when you cough.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 15 August 2018 23:53

“You expectorate pills randomly, and you’re calling me weird?”

DMA 11

Thursday 16 August 2018 0:19

ThrottleJockey 35

Thursday 16 August 2018 14:06

Was it a Viagra? I'll bet your neck was stiff.

TheSminty1 17

Thursday 16 August 2018 20:40

You coughed without your hand in front of your mouth allowing a tablet that had somehow not dissolved in your throat to shoot across the room and he's the weird one?