Kids: Nice family you've got there - FML

Nice family you've got there

By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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Wednesday 5 July 2017 1:20

like father like daughter?

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Tuesday 13 June 2017 12:26

I guess it runs in the family

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Tuesday 13 June 2017 12:26

I guess it runs in the family

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