Health and Awkward: New look, huh? - FML

New look, huh?

By Dave - 15/06/2025 00:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I tried a new beard trimmer that has a laser guide. I somehow set it too close to my skin and shaved a completely bald line straight through the middle of my beard. Now I look like a magician with a flesh mustache divider, or a bassist from a 90s nu-metal band. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 15 June 2025 0:35

If you don't mind hanging out with an absolute maniac then you should contact Tim Lambesis. Dude needs a whole new band. And his head examined.

d j mom 9

Sunday 15 June 2025 13:02

those things come with different sizes guides.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 15 June 2025 0:35

If you don't mind hanging out with an absolute maniac then you should contact Tim Lambesis. Dude needs a whole new band. And his head examined.

d j mom 9

Sunday 15 June 2025 13:02

those things come with different sizes guides.

Yudith 25

Monday 16 June 2025 17:47

Shave the rest, so it all grows back evenly.

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