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Nepo baby

By Anonymous - 15/03/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, after I took up a job to design a website for a company, I had everything done… but they went with someone else. Their boss's nephew made a site that looks like it was pulled from late '90s GeoCities site, and is full of spelling errors and broken links. They paid him $5000 for this. FML

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Jesse Duff 15

Friday 15 March 2024 23:08

If they come back to you to fix it, make sure to double your price!

Yudith 25

Sunday 17 March 2024 19:29

Is there a way to poke fun of the site and attract a maximum of people without being sued?

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Jesse Duff 15

Friday 15 March 2024 23:08

If they come back to you to fix it, make sure to double your price!

Yudith 25

Sunday 17 March 2024 19:29

Is there a way to poke fun of the site and attract a maximum of people without being sued?

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Wednesday 20 March 2024 14:27

Post an FML about it?

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