Animals, Dogs and Poopoo peepee: Naughty boy

Naughty boy

By Anonymous - 07/12/2022 14:00

Today, my dog and I came in from an afternoon in the back yard and he immediately shat on the carpet. Way to go boy. FML

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Friday 9 December 2022 13:27

Looks like that carpet became the designated pooping area for your dog. Bring it outside.

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Yudith 25

Friday 9 December 2022 13:27

Looks like that carpet became the designated pooping area for your dog. Bring it outside.

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