Awkward, Taxis, Cute and Transportation: Naptime

Naptime

By Celeste - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

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Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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lemony_fml 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 16:06

I hear pudding in the hospital is real good.

lol_ironic_life 9

Tuesday 2 March 2010 16:18

hope the meter wasn't running lol that's an expensive ride!

Comments

JokerJohn7 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 3:46

wow something tells me this is a huge lie

serenaaaa_fml 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:08

wouldn't u have died or something?

bluemorning_fml 0

Monday 3 May 2010 2:01

ha!

vatermelonpower 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 16:15

taxi crash leaves two and a dog dead. I'd feel bad about the dog

shakleton82 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 0:51

one word DANG

Tylermofo 0

Monday 22 August 2011 1:44

Bitch dont fall asleep in my TAXI!

disco2466 8

Tuesday 23 August 2011 16:59

did you die?

columbiancoffeei 6

Thursday 13 October 2011 18:57

wtf are you ok

BunnySlippers 6

Thursday 17 November 2011 5:51

Don't tell me both of you were in the backseat.

coxenator1105 9

Tuesday 14 January 2014 0:59

Cabs in Singapore are very cheap.

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