Work, Healthy Lifestyle, Coworkers and Hangover: My brain hurts - FML

My brain hurts

By Team - 20/07/2025 12:00 - Germany

Today, I feel so tired and hungover after going to the office summer party yesterday. I had no alcohol to drink and I left at 10pm, way earlier than all my team. My team drank a lot and stayed until after 1am. They all showed up earlier and looking better than me, while I'm a trainwreck with a bad headache. FML

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d j mom 9

Sunday 20 July 2025 14:00

maybe you're dehydrated. drink a Gatorade.

JackWood 20

Sunday 20 July 2025 15:51

Maybe your drink was spiked? js

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d j mom 9

Sunday 20 July 2025 14:00

maybe you're dehydrated. drink a Gatorade.

JackWood 20

Sunday 20 July 2025 15:51

Maybe your drink was spiked? js

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