Intimacy: Movie night - FML

Movie night

By uncomfortable - 12/03/2009 00:20 - Canada

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Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML

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btopishere 1

Thursday 12 March 2009 9:20

Just be grateful he didn't reach for the tissues.

horyo 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 9:11

Something tells me it wasn't on purpose.... Did it set you in the mood later?

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LiZzYfMl 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 11:20

Did you get in the mood for it after? (:

Elizabeth123654 0

Monday 1 November 2010 7:18

yuch...

Anyoniemous 0

Monday 20 December 2010 6:31

More like F OP's boyfriends life

ladeizy 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 4:46

LOLLLLL!!

iluvpink10 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 2:00

I'm pretty sure it was on purpose

callmesillyxxx 1

Monday 18 April 2011 7:18

lmao sucks for you

sammy259 3

Wednesday 11 May 2011 4:21

BLACK SWAN

Smallzz18_fml 4

Sunday 14 August 2011 12:33

Not really an FML.

Epikouros 31

Sunday 2 October 2011 23:19

"Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. FML" - FTFY.

blink978 1

Thursday 19 January 2012 15:28

That must have ruined the movie.

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