Kids, Weird and Teenagers: Mortifying

Mortifying

By Anonymous - 21/02/2024 00:00 - United States - San Ramon

Today, I was doing my nightly check of my daughter's phone since a recent stint in the psych hospital, and saw that she had fallen into a peaceful sleep to watching videos on a website dedicated to watching people die. FML

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Wednesday 21 February 2024 13:49

My girlfriend wlfalls asleep to Forensic Files. Not sure if this is worse.

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Wednesday 21 February 2024 13:49

My girlfriend wlfalls asleep to Forensic Files. Not sure if this is worse.

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